pertinhower an hour ago

Yes, but if a chicken and a half laid an egg and a half in a day and a half, how long would it take a monkey with a wooden leg to kick all the seeds off a dill pickle?

nick238 an hour ago

Am I having a stroke? Reading the title makes my head hurt.

  • userbinator an hour ago

    The title looked like an AI image generator prompt, and I was curious what the output image would be.

kazinator an hour ago

I just want to know: is the peanut okay?

gnatman 3 hours ago

sounds like a Brian Jacques superweapon

westurner 3 hours ago

Would this work on peanuts?

"Near-Field Optical Nanopatterning of Graphene" (2025) https://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1002/smsc.202500184 .. https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=45623301

Why are they random lasers?

From https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=45949800 :

> "Cavity electrodynamics of van der Waals heterostructures" (2024) https://arxiv.org/abs/2403.19745 ; graphite / graphene optical cavity

From https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=44922581 :

> "Grover's algorithm to efficiently prepare quantum states in optical cavity QED" (2025) https://phys.org/news/2025-08-grover-algorithm-efficiently-q...:

>> "Deterministic carving of quantum states with Grover's algorithm" (2025) https://journals.aps.org/pra/abstract/10.1103/s3vs-xz7w